Score: 2

"omfg"

submission: the ugly

date: December 28, 2005

ok at first i thought it had some potential so i actually suffered through it to get to the end. wow.
enough of the slipknot, i <3 vampires, romanticized in a ted bundy kinda way of gore. you want gore? get a job as a cop, quit with this 14 year old "i cry blood when i get shot" crap. its a thousand times apparent that you are just bored and want something, anything, to happen, even if its something horrible. i can hardly rate this a "game" due to its entirely linear, Dragon's Lair style play. basically click the right buttons in the right order, learned by doing the wrong thing over and over and having the superhuman killer hear your every movement. same result. two deaths, one you get heard by turning a phone on or something, and then stabbed, and two, you see your half dead mom and then see a splash of blood. lame. im not against an ultra gorey game, or even one in which your parents are killed. but enough of this silly cartoony crap. killer is a giddy, rotten toothed, older man that has a U-shaped balding pattern. wow. how original. read a book. and the cut n paste graphics further remove your art style... would you rather be doing nickelodeon or salad fingers? youre neither.

Score: 10

"wow"

submission: The Non-Livingstons #001

date: April 24, 2005

this is hands down, the finest animation ive seen on newgrounds... i never thought id see a flash that impressed me more than the brackenwood series, but this was animated so smoothly, voiced so perfectly, perfectly timed, and such a great concept. incredible. i cant even pick apart individual things to speak of, because the entire piece was awesome...and the music selection was astounding!

Score: 3

"hmm"

submission: Kitten Cannon!

date: April 12, 2005

instead of a kitten, make it a penguin. and instead of a cannon, make it a yeti with a club. and only throw the head. i liked this game a lot better when it first came out...when it was called Pingu. its a blatant ripoff to the point there is no possible way you havent seen that game, HOWEVER...this is much improved and i still enjoyed it