ok at first i thought it had some potential so i actually suffered through it to get to the end. wow.
enough of the slipknot, i <3 vampires, romanticized in a ted bundy kinda way of gore. you want gore? get a job as a cop, quit with this 14 year old "i cry blood when i get shot" crap. its a thousand times apparent that you are just bored and want something, anything, to happen, even if its something horrible. i can hardly rate this a "game" due to its entirely linear, Dragon's Lair style play. basically click the right buttons in the right order, learned by doing the wrong thing over and over and having the superhuman killer hear your every movement. same result. two deaths, one you get heard by turning a phone on or something, and then stabbed, and two, you see your half dead mom and then see a splash of blood. lame. im not against an ultra gorey game, or even one in which your parents are killed. but enough of this silly cartoony crap. killer is a giddy, rotten toothed, older man that has a U-shaped balding pattern. wow. how original. read a book. and the cut n paste graphics further remove your art style... would you rather be doing nickelodeon or salad fingers? youre neither.
instead of a kitten, make it a penguin. and instead of a cannon, make it a yeti with a club. and only throw the head. i liked this game a lot better when it first came out...when it was called Pingu. its a blatant ripoff to the point there is no possible way you havent seen that game, HOWEVER...this is much improved and i still enjoyed it
but needs a replay button added onto the end- 'cause I'm lazy and don't want to wait through another load screen... but it was pretty good.
this is crap
what the hell does tom fulp's height have to do with anything? these questions are completely asinine, and wont even be relevant in 6 months. wait, not relevant now. and just so you all know...the prize is a low quality bmp of some naked girls wearing sombreros...so low quality you cant make out nipples, faces, breast sizes, or gender, really.
this is sub-par. oh and the answers are just a few reviews down
so lets see here. 4 weapons. each one when clicked, we watch a rudimentary execution. ok. watch your alpha's, it kinda takes away when we can see through the tree and what you didnt draw. basically, the only thing that sucks more than papa roach was this flash. and thats not even saying anything about the subject.
good redraw of the squirrel though.
im going to rate all 3 thus far released in one shot.
its all 2d static images that are tweened into place. control is bad, too often do creatures just jump out and kill you without any hint of WTF. too many situational controls like the shield shock thingy with the spacebar. looks good, but isnt. keep it simple. if we had xbox controllers hooked up to newgrounds itd be different.
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